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		<description><![CDATA[4 médecins discutent entre eux à un congrès international de médecine :
Le premier est allemand : nous on est tellement fort en chirurgie qu'on a pris un homme qui était sans testicules à la suite d'un accident et on a réussi à lui en greffer une paire !
Eh bien, 6 semaines après il cherchait du boulot !

L'américain tout fier dit : Nous on a fait mieux on a pris un grand malade du cœur, on lui a fait une greffe et 4 semaines après il cherchait du travail...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>4 médecins discutent entre eux à un congrès international de médecine :<br />
Le premier est allemand : nous on est tellement fort en chirurgie qu&#8217;on a pris un homme qui était sans testicules à la suite d&#8217;un accident et on a réussi à lui en greffer une paire !<br />
Eh bien, 6 semaines après il cherchait du boulot !</p>
<p>L&#8217;américain tout fier dit : Nous on a fait mieux on a pris un grand malade du cœur, on lui a fait une greffe et 4 semaines après il cherchait du travail&#8230;</p>
<p>Le russe ne veut pas rester en reste : Nous, nous avons pris un homme qui avait un cerveau malade, on lui a greffé un  nouveau cerveau et 2 semaines après il cherchait du boulot!</p>
<p>Et le Français d&#8217;ajouter : Messieurs, vous êtes vraiment très en retard !<br />
Nous on a pris un mec sans cœur, sans cerveau et sans couilles et on l&#8217;a fait président de la république !<br />
Depuis, c&#8217;est tous les français qui cherchent du travail !!!!!<br />
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