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		<title>Simon Bensoussan en voiture</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simon Bensoussan est en voiture en plein Sentier à Paris et cherche désespérément une place pour se garer. Il fait le tour, il attend, il va chercher même un peu plus loin, rien. Il a un rendez-vous d&#8217;affaires très important et il risque de se mettre en retard. Mais rien, aucune place ! Désespéré, il [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Simon Bensoussan est en voiture en plein Sentier à Paris et cherche désespérément une place pour se garer. Il fait le tour, il attend, il va chercher même un peu plus loin, rien.<br />
Il a un rendez-vous d&#8217;affaires très important et il risque de se mettre en retard. Mais rien, aucune place !</p>
<p>Désespéré, il regarde vers le ciel&#8230; et implore : &laquo;&nbsp;Mon Dieu, si tu me trouves une place de parking dans les cinq minutes, je te promets de ne plus faire d&#8217;écart et de manger toujours kasher, de faire Chomer-Chabat, de respecter Yom-Kippour et toutes les fêtes juives&#8230;&nbsp;&raquo;</p>
<p>Et alors &#8211; Ô miracle ! &#8211; une place se libère juste devant lui !Alors Simon lève les yeux vers le ciel et dit : &laquo;&nbsp;Cherche pas, mon Dieu, j&#8217;ai trouvé!&nbsp;&raquo;</p>


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